The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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