Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wanna go halves on a baby?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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