Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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