I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
porn star boner night. come get it.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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