She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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