Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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