did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The uberlube is also flammable
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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