a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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