so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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