I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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