its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
