Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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