Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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