i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I don't think brook has ever known best
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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