I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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