I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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