spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I look better un-naked...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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