where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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