If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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