Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
don't judge my taste in strippers
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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