margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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