There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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