so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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