i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I've blown a few things in my day
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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