Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you had me at cake vodka
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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