I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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