i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Pooping to opera.
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