Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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