but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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