i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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