I need help removing her.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
he puts the penis in happiness.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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