We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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