you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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