I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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