so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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