I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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