he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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