I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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