if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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