Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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