I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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