So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize