Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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