i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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