You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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