Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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