I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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