just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
this will be a night to untag.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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