That's intense
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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