I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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