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gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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