Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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