she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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