from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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